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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:04:14 2006
After checking their voicemail and looking outside for bigfoot, the wedding guests were relieved to see that the ceremony had finally begun.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:08:55 2006
When the priests starting calling for laterals out of their playbook, Jim grew a bit concerned.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:10:50 2006
Melissa (internal): Is it just your pee that smells bad after eating asparagus? Or your breath too? Damnit, I can't remember. Well, in a few more minutes it won't matter either way.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:13:25 2006
Priest: We are gathered here today to....to....huh. Is this a wedding or a baptism? Because my eyesight isn't what it used to be, and you, sir, are an awfully well dressed baby.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:20:36 2006
Priest on left (internally): Man, that guy has fantastic hair. I wonder what sort of products he uses.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:24:21 2006
The priest was supposed to be showing him his lines, but replaced one of the cards with a picture of a female badger all tarted up.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:25:30 2006
Melissa approached stealthily, waiting for the right opportunity to bop someone on the head with flowers. It was her favoritest thing in the world.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:27:13 2006
"I can strike a match with my teeth, lemme show you. It's real cool."
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:30:10 2006
Priest: ..and a happy life. Oh, and peace out homies.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:35:54 2006
She hated being called the Flower Girl. She was a Flower Woman damnit!
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:36:28 2006
"They said no filming in the changing room. Whatcha gonna do."
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:37:11 2006
Ken: I'm the prettiest boy here!
And I love flowers!
And I love flowers!
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:38:51 2006
Christine had heard that married women got laser vision as a superpower. After a brief experiment, she was disappointed in the results.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:39:41 2006
Careful not to touch the magic orb, she was forced to blow out the candles from a ridiculous distance.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:41:30 2006
They didn't think the photographer's "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke was particularly funny, but they laughed anyway.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:41:47 2006
The secret service aren't allowed to fraternize. But, considering Fraternize is Steve's middle name, he thought it was ok.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:46:39 2006
Melissa: Daaaddd! How could you say that? In a church no less!
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 17:50:41 2006
Melissa failed, once again, to prove that she can rotate her head around 360 degrees. This, coupled with her failure to put both feet behind her head, boded poorly for her chances of joining the circus.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 18:04:24 2006
Jim saw more sports comparisons on the horizon. And he was frightened.
