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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:00:43 2006
Christine: Remember, in the contract it says that if you poke me in the eye, I get to bite off one of your fingers.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:02:06 2006
Christine daydreamed about a perfect wedding, a marvelous honeymoon, and a giant crab attacking her head. Weird.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:13:10 2006
Melissa held this pose for two minutes before she realized she hadn't showered, smelled herself, and passed out.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:14:07 2006
Mo: Sexy lingerie! Oh, you're wearing this on your head? Oh. Then....can I borrow it after you're done?
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:17:20 2006
Melissa liked to pretend this was the first time she'd peeked under someone's dress, but we all knew better.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:22:09 2006
I was told to take a picture of the shoes. So....here they are.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:23:19 2006
Christine unsuccessfully tried to smother Mo with her veil.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:25:42 2006
Nothing relaxes you more than strangers taking your picture.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:26:55 2006
The stylist distracted Christine with a puppy just long enough to break out the industrial strength Aqua Net.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:29:01 2006
Melissa asked her to also draw little hearts and a cupid on her cheek, but Christine vetoed it.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:40:28 2006
"Look at all those sexy crew teams down there. I can no longer have you, you champion rowers. You sex machines."
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:41:23 2006
There was a smurf stripper at the bachelorette party. Shh, don't tell Jim.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:46:12 2006
Melissa always puts her hands INSIDE the dress. She's just that kind of gal.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:48:37 2006
Dorothy, moments before the sun absorbed her essence.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:50:56 2006
"Did...did you follow me into the bathroom while I was changing? I could have sworn I saw a flash."
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:52:08 2006
This is what happens when your hotel room is on Mercury.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:58:56 2006
As the buttoning continues, Melissa decides not to stick a "I Saved Myself for Marriage" sign on Christine's rear end.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 14:59:26 2006
This is how Christine always dresses before Tae-Bo.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:02:49 2006
But before we could restrain her, she was hugging everyone in sight. We barely escaped with our lives.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:04:56 2006
This wedding is not endorsed by Starbucks (if you spot it).
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:08:13 2006
Melissa: My bad. I was just really relaxed. I swear I won't let one go during the ceremony.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:13:48 2006
Christine: This veil is heavy. Could I put a wet napkin on my head instead?
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:17:20 2006
Christine (singing): Do a little dance.....make a little love...get hitched tonight....
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:23:44 2006
Christine, trying desperately not to violently lash out at the amount of pictures being taken of her.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:27:20 2006
For the first time Christine saw the train of her dress actually extended out the window and down two floors.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:33:05 2006
Melissa, seconds after realizing she was wearing kleenex boxes for shoes. And no underpants.
One of these was intentional.
One of these was intentional.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 15:36:28 2006
Christine was the only one who hadn't watched that strange videotape.
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Date/Time: Sun Mar 26 16:18:07 2006
After a raunchy joke involving a sailor, a donkey, and a bottle of vermooth, Shasta was considering downgrading Paka's introduction from "This is my husband" to "This is my longterm boyfriend. He doesn't bite."
